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Funny Conversation

Waitress:

 Hello, what would you like to drink?

Me:

 milky coffee

Waitress:

 How would you like it?

Me:

 with milk

Funny Conversation

Waitress:

 Hello, what would you like to drink?

Me:

 milky coffee

Waitress:

 How would you like it?

Me:

 with milk

Scrap Surf

You don\’t know how to do any of those. It\’s a T. It goes \”tuh\”. Okay, I like a challenge. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y\’all are in a 12-piece bucket o\’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin\’ up that ol\’ mess you caused. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

Scrap Surf

You don’t know how to do any of those. It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Okay, I like a challenge. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

Scrap Surf

You don\’t know how to do any of those. It\’s a T. It goes \”tuh\”. Okay, I like a challenge. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y\’all are in a 12-piece bucket o\’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin\’ up that ol\’ mess you caused. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

Scrap Surf

You don\’t know how to do any of those. It\’s a T. It goes \”tuh\”. Okay, I like a challenge. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y\’all are in a 12-piece bucket o\’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin\’ up that ol\’ mess you caused. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.